Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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