I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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