it's too hot outside to masturbate.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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