I love black thongs
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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