i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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