I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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