I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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