the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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