Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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