Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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