Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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