a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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