Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You're like the curious george of whores
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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