is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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