its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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