No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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