It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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