It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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