Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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