Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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