New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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