ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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