i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize