I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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