i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
worst night to have a conscience
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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