TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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