I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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