It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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