You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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