You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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