That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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