Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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