Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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