She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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