We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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