whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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