Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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