You can't special order awesome
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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