My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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