i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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