You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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