loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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