It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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