i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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