I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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