just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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