I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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