i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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