I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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