Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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