Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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