how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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